My Favorite Jokes for Nerds

Here I am listing down few of my favorite Science or Technology related jokes. Any person into Science, Math or Computers should be able to get them at least few some of them. So here it is:

Q. Why did the decimal win the case?
A. Because he made a good point.

 

Q. What did the triangle say to the circle?
A. Why are you so pointless.

 

Q. Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
A. To get to the same side.

 

Q. Where did the bad triangle go?
A. To the PRISM.

 

A Neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender: how much for a drink?
The bartender says: for you Sir!!! no charge.

 

Q. What is the best thing about TCP jokes?
A. I will keep sending until you get them.

 

Math jokes never work on me.
I have trouble differentiating them.

 

Math jokes never work on me.
They are not an integral part of my life.

 

Four SQL guys walk into a bar but came out quickly. Why???
Because they couldn’t find a table.

 

Q. Why did the shapes disappear?
A. Because they were polygons.

 

That is it for now; hope everyone enjoyed them.